I just received an email from Ryan Burgoon. Evidently, a warrant has been issued for my arrest in the state of Florida. The email reads:
Good afternoon Roderick,
I checked with the State Attorney’s office and they did grant a warrant for your arrest with a the charge of Criminal Mischief (Less Than $200) F.S.S 806.13 1A B1. This warrant is for Palm Beach County pick-up only and you can turn yourself in at Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, located at 3228 Gun Club Rd, West Palm Beach FL, 33406. You can also contact PBSO warrants division at 561-688-3930 to obtain additional information. Email me if you have any questions.
Detective Ryan Burgoon email@example.com
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