Ruth Bader Ginsburg Died

I keep hearing about chess in relation to this god-forsaken election.
Chess— from the people of Walmart. Chess— the sport of kings in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Goddamn it— there I go being elitist.

Well— there are some stupid-ass motherfuckers in this country.

And that’s why you are right to call me elitist. Call me King Roderick.

You’re all shit.
Fetch me some tea. Polish my knob.
Bring me my slippers and administer 40 lashings to that imp.
I never did care for midgets.
Frightening creatures— lurking around in your dreams, threatening to climb up a ladder then jump down into your pee-hole.
it is a truly nightmarish situation that we must deal with these creatures.

But I do keep hearing about chess
—As if casting a single vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris makes you one of the two gamers hovering over the chess board manipulating the players on the squares. You’re a god— and we are yours to do your bidding.

Am I understanding correctly?
The election is chess— so that would make you Hillary Clinton using the Pied Pipe strategy to elevate Donald Trump, thus creating an easy straw-man to knock down.
That’s you.
You’re Hillary— who literally brought us Donald Trump?

Or are you Joe Biden— falling asleep on the board while Trump runs adderal circles around you spouting incoherent racist nonsense about muslims, Mexicans and the virtues of licking a blue lives matter flag every time you get the chance?

If we are to use this gaming analogy, it should be pointed out that there are 325 thousand people in the United States— making you way, way, way, way, way less than a pawn—

I’m not even going to attempt to do the math.
I’m one of the stupid-ass motherfuckers too.
We are lazy.
We wanna wake up, check facebook, make sure there aren’t robots or riots nearby, and cyber-stalk our pretty co-worker to make sure she isn’t spending too much time with Billy the muscular, but mentally challenged towel boy who keeps showing up at the office Christmas parties. And so long as she doesn’t run off with Billy, and we can keep doom-scrolling by the light of our iPhones, our tablets and flatscreen TVs, then things are cool—

After all, Covid 19 has turned us into the land of lockdown, hiding out in our bunkers, compulsively ordering Snickers bars, gadgets and dildos from Amazon. We’re all just waiting for the evictions begin— because everyone is broke and no one can pay…

And that’s when the midgets start to creep up from the floorboards. Admit it. It’s my nightmare, so I know it’s yours. And when Tiny creeps into your bed and sneaks away with that co-worker you’ve got tied up, that’s the end of the puppet show. It won’t be long before the FBI is knocking on your door, and you need to escape too Bolivia.

It’s always something with those midgets.

But, the good news is that airfare is cheap— and Bolivia is full of sheep.

And you’re going to need someone to get you through those long nights. So, why not try bestiality? The President of the United States has on multiple occasions alluded to or directly made comments about having sex with his daughter— who was a teenager at the time. What am I talking about— he said shit like that about his daughter Tiffany when she was a toddler.

So, as you can see, nothing matters.
And there’s always two ways of looking at that.
Nothing matters— whoa is me.
Or— nothing matters— whoopee!!
I’m going to have hot sex with a sheep tonight!!

Don’t look at me like I’m the dirty one.
This is Donald Trump’s doing.
I wouldn’t need to draw attention to this if evangelicals all over this great nation of ours had not backed a pedophile. Let’s just be real. There is no moral high road.

Getting back to the Chess analogy—
Even if we were to take this metaphor further and say that you are one of the TWO players— the opposing player is very quickly positioning you into what’s called a “fool’s mate.” In chess, this occurs when the action that appears to be in your best interest leads to your slaughter.

Guess you shouldn’t have been messing around with those sheep.

And now the democrats are once again using the threat of Supreme Court Justices as the fools mate to lead the American people to their inevitable, gruesome and bloody destruction. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

I know, I know—
You’re worried about Covid and climate change and the threat of civil war.
And you’re thinking to yourself, what option do we have?

Well, I say, you could shut the fuck up and start thinking a couple moves ahead.
Are you playing chess or aren’t you?
It is certainly not as complicated as the clitoris—
But you can’t just walk up to a clit and expect it to start squirting.
The same goes with chess.
You’ve got to “accidentally” bump into one of the clit’s pawns.
Then make friends with one of the clit’s bishops and find out what the clit likes.
Then you’ve gotta ask the clit if you can take her out for steak tips and wine— and promise her you won’t be like Tim Pool— politically, or in bed.

Did you know that talking about Tucker Carlson immediately turns clits dry for everywhere within a mile radius. This is a scientific fact— so don’t even bring it up as a joke.
Obviously— now you know what happened with me.
Never, ever, ever bring up Fox News if you want Cardi B to sing about her Wet Ass Pussy. And never, ever, ever grab em by the pussy— or move on them like a dog— or whatever rapey shit Trump said.

It’s one of the basic rules of Chess.
We’re still talking about chess— right?

So, if you care about Covid or climate change or civil war, the solution is perfectly simple— and it is no different than if there weren’t those things looming on the horizon. Think about it. Hillary Clinton and the DNC tried to bully you into voting Clinton because of the supreme court.

Give me a fucking break.

This might be a meaningful threat if I thought the Democrats gave one single fuck about you or me, or the people. But they don’t— so get over it.

It’s like saying the clit should just let you grab her by the pussy— but without doing all the work. That doesn’t sound like chess to me.

Let me give you another example:

“The Senate confirmed Trump’s 200th federal judge in June, with a 52-48 vote and will now sit on the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.”

What’s fun about that— The democrats keep voting for these conservative judges.

What should that tell you?
They do not care about you!!
Politicians exist to give the illusion that you have some say in this shit.
Let’s be clear.

Their ploy for Clinton 2016 is the same as Biden 2020—
Because the Democrats claim they’ll vote for lefty judges!!
That’s a fucking crock of shit!!
And if you believe that, I have a bridge I’d like to sell you.
I would like you stop speak to my good friend Billy Mayes who’s got some cleaning wipes he’d like to wipe your ass with.

The politicians are bought and sold.
They got into office BECAUSE they were corruptible.
You’re surprised when they do corrupt shit?
Their donors make the decisions.
Sorry. Not Sorry. These are just facts.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead, and she went on the record to say “it’s really dumb” for Colin Kaepernick to refuse to stand for the national anthem.” Now if that isn’t the most unpatriotic, unconstitutional pile of shit I’ve ever heard, I don’t know what is. Oh— but she’s your lefty hero. Right?

I’m not saying she didn’t do some good—
But what’s important to remember is: YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS SHIT!

The politicians, the judges, the justices, the courts, the cops, the FBI, the CIA, the EPA, the Board of Education, the Department of Public Works, the Bureau of Land Management, and the crossing guards— they are bought and sold. They fucking own your ass too. Six corporations own 90 percent of the news you read.

This country has been evil from the start.
The Natives invited the Pilgrims to thanksgiving.
Eventually they killed them.
Slaves fought in the revolution against the British.
Wait— but they didn’t win their freedom?

From Wilson’s forced sterilizations to Tuskegee, to Trump’s forced hysterectomies— this shit has been going on forever.

And the Democrats and Republicans do it together.

The Democrats do a better job of paying lip-service sucking off the American public— whereas Trump wants to inflame your asshole— and because the conservatives love it— he keeps doing it. It’s good cop/ bad cop.

Sure—we see them at each others throats. They will lie, cheat and steal to get what they can while they can— and grab up as much spoils while there are spoils to be grabbed. And doubtlessly, they would kill their mothers for a seat at the table. But once they are at the table, they work together when they must, to please their masters— their donors, and the military industrial complex, in order to keep the cash flowing.

Their objective is paying fealty to those masters to keep the corporatocracy rolling— It is total nihilism and kleptocracy.

They want you to be able to carry the explosives, but they don’t wanna teach you how to use them. Fuck

Ted Kazcisnky was right. All except the terrorism.
But he foresaw where all this was leading.
Computers will cut your dick off.

And while the democrats would prefer to win the 2020 election, they know that not having Bernie is good for their donors. Moreover, a loss with Biden is still a win, even though it’s a bit like a bag of flaming poo— because once again it pleases their donors and the threat of eight years of President Cheeto gets people donating to ActBlue.

Bear in mind that most politicians started as lawyers. Their training is in arguing both sides of any debate, and they don’t have any moral attachment to a “side.” It’s a fucking game. It’s all an evil fucking game.

The fact that Donald’s people have found a legal loophole with the 12th amendment just goes to show that the republicans are more ruthless in the playing of the game.
I hold no ill will against anyone for whatever they think they need to do, it has just long been known that Donald stole the 2016 election through Interstate cross-check, and the democrats didn’t say a word. Why? Because they cheated too— by rigging the 2016 primary against Bernie. The Podesta emails make that crystal clear.
From the before the votes were cast in 2016, I had zero expectation of a proper election in 2020 because I know they are all animals. 8 years of Donald was obvious since May of 2016.

The democrats will not change course. They would rather lose and please their masters than win and hurt the Wallets of those who feed them.

I’m not saying the Democrats and Republicans are the same. On social issues within the country, they are dramatically different. But those are their public positions— and privately, they’re demonstrably working together.

Look at Greg Palast’s research.
Six weeks ago, he told Naomi Wolf that President Mango can win via a constitutional coup d’état—via the first-ever use of the 12th Amendment. Low and behold, Trump announced that that’s what he plans to do.

Remember the Gucci Riot with Roger Stone in 2000 where high paid consultants banged on the windows to stop the vote count? Roger Stone— the guy with the Nixon tattoo on his back.
Now Trump will tell the Proudboys they’ve gotta fuck up the 12 Post Offices from Venezuela to stop the election from being stolen— when in actuality— that’s how they’ll steal it.

Then with millions of mail-in ballots, The GOP-controlled Florida Legislature will say, we can’t count them in time, so we’re not going to certify the election.
Republicans, who control the legislature, of Michigan, will also say, “We can’t certify the election.”
If they fuck up enough post offices there will be no certification. As a result, no candidate gets 270 votes in the Electoral College because they don’t send the electors.

Then, under the 12th Amendment it goes to the House.At which point, Each state gets a single vote. Wyoming gets the same vote as New York,.
End of story. Donald Trump is legally reelected

The only solution is Massive in-person early voting.
That aint going to happen.
So— Voting is over.
This election is done.
8 years of trump.

Trump said he’s going to use the twelfth amendment. Sooooooo… This is the plan.

But hey— the west coast is on fire, and Trump’s gunna grab Oregon by the pussy
like the chesss master he is and make the pussy squirt all over those burning trees.

Trump saves the day once again!!

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