President Blumpkin has Rona

So, President mango, hope Hicks, and Donnie’s Slovenian model-for-hire have got the Rona.

A lot of you folks out there on my feeds are getting worked up about the possibility of the orange Blumkin shitting the bed. He’s not gonna shit the bed. I mean, not unless it’s part of a sex act. 

And I know there are people from Canada to Krakatoa dancing in the streets just waiting to piss on old Donnie’s grave— but to celebrate… well… that would be to underestimate the stupidity of the American public.

These are some stupid motherfuckers.

And if you are unfamiliar with these stupid motherfuckers I am referring to, just sign into Facebook and check out any of Diana ploss’ live streams

The fact is, Donald Trump is rich. 

The rich have gold cars, gold toilets, and gold dildos with electric butt ticklers— presumably made of golden feathers.

So, when it comes to Donnie being sick— consider that Trump has got his Bruce Wayne breathing machines and his Bruce Wayne penis pumps and his Bruce Wayne Batcave… The only difference is that Orange Mussolini decided not to become Batman.
He’s just got all the money, and he’s using it on himself and his kids and all his crony compatriots.

Even if he doesn’t have the money, depending on which version of the tax return story you believe, he has the illusion of money, and a campaign from which he can skim funds to pay for whatever he likes.

My lawsuit has proven that.
He has stolen over $100,000 in donations to his campaign to pay the lawyers in my lawsuit.

You guys are over there saying
I know, I know. A girl can dream.
But then what?

Think of the Q-anon idiots.

They’ll say it’s not covid, or he’s been poisoned by his enemies, or maybe even he doesn’t have covid, and he’s playing along to expose the hoax.

Whatever the case, they’ll force Pence to resign, (though he’s the only person Cheeto can’t fire), and appoint Lil Don John. Or maybe there will just be 8 years of Mike Pence.

Do you want Mike Pence to get eight years??
How would that go?
Think it through.

The military industrial complex is just going to keep doing it’s thing.

But Let’s just be truthful about it.
The rich don’t rally have to worry about Covid in the same way— because they’ve got access to health-care— and the poor are afraid to go to the hospital for fear of getting saddled with more debt— so the rich get golden toilets, and the poor can eat their shit.

So I say lets put all of our dicks in clamps and put the swollen ball sacks on display. like the days of the stockade.
At least then this evil Empire would be selling an honest version of itself.
I mean, why not set up stages in all the town centers and make poor people beg for potatoes. While Mexican immigrants are forced to dump them in the sewer.

Sit down the poor people in front of thanksgiving dinner and don’t let them eat.
Right?
That’s Mike pence brand of Christianity.

Bread and circus is dead
It’s all about flat screen TVs and debit cards
That is what Karl Marx failed to predict.

The workers can’t rise up and revolt, if your debit card is able to push off what otherwise would have been your inevitable  starvation. In its place, you’ve got debt.
Now you’re a wage Slave.

As long as the people have credit and funky electronic devices to keep them entertained, they’ll just keep pushing themselves further into Financial hardship by cozying up to MSNBC, Fox News or whatever other propaganda outlet is willing to spoonfeed them their version of the truth. But we know it’s not the truth. It’s propaganda.

Beyond that— its a well known fact that
Tucker Carlson coming on the TV immediately turns vaginas dry for everywhere within a mile radius. This is a scientific fact— you cannot dispute it.

I hear a lot of lip service from some of the more radical contingents out there that all of these things are the signs of late stage capitalism, and an empire in decline.

Well that may be the truth, This empire isn’t going to collapse. This empire is going to keep punching you in the dick— because you cannot compare the technology and the might of an empire like the United States against that of a people with swords and stones in the Roman Empire— 
They did a wonderful job with the aqueducts, some of which remain to this  day… but it just isn’t the same thing.

Let’s ask:
what happens if president mushroom penis gets so sick that doctor fauci has to lock him into his Michael Jackson parabolic sleep chamber?

How will we go on?
What’s going to happen to the country?
How will the gears of government keep turning?
The answer is simple. They don’t give a fuck about the president.
They could clone his ass kill his ass or fill his lungs full of Cheetos. 

As far as the continuous government is concerned… It’s gonna keep on continuing.
They will keep bombing brown skin nations. They’ve got a thousand military bases around the globe— so its a plan. its always been the plan.

The Senate confirmed Trump’s 200th federal judge in June, with a 52-48 vote so— as much as the Democrats pretend to care which judges get appointed— their record shows they have no fucks to give.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is not coming back from the dead, the Winklevoss twins have yet to drop their porn video, and everyone is bought and sold—
politicians, justices, courts, cops, the Department of Public Works, and the crossing guards— you name it— they are all bought and sold. Dollar dollar bill y’all.

Trump is a clown-show designed to distract you from the US’s continuing carnival of mass murder and genocide.

But, to go back to the Batman metaphor— all of these politicians and people in power are potential Batmans who choose to simply be Bruce Wayne.

And yes, they are clowns— but they’re not Joker railing against the system, railing against a corrupt world.
daddy‘s money it’s for throwing parties.
For Setting up auditions to be on shows like the apprentice.

President Bozo is a clown that has been put there to distract from the CIA, and their stealth wars and the shifting of pieces on the board to give the appearance of democracy, when the reality is that Jeff Bzos has everyone’s proverbial dick in a clamp.

If you wanna get through this shit— look for mutual aid networks.

Get out on the streets and start meeting your neighbors.

You can’t eat gold toilets— and they don’t allow them in the afterlife.

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