YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS SHIT!

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Died

I keep hearing about chess in relation to this god-forsaken election.
Chess— from the people of Walmart. Chess— the sport of kings in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Goddamn it— there I go being elitist.

Well— there are some stupid-ass motherfuckers in this country.

And that’s why you are right to call me elitist. Call me King Roderick.

You’re all shit.
Fetch me some tea. Polish my knob.
Bring me my slippers and administer 40 lashings to that imp.
I never did care for midgets.
Frightening creatures— lurking around in your dreams, threatening to climb up a ladder then jump down into your pee-hole.
it is a truly nightmarish situation that we must deal with these creatures.

But I do keep hearing about chess
—As if casting a single vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris makes you one of the two gamers hovering over the chess board manipulating the players on the squares. You’re a god— and we are yours to do your bidding.

Am I understanding correctly?
The election is chess— so that would make you Hillary Clinton using the Pied Pipe strategy to elevate Donald Trump, thus creating an easy straw-man to knock down.
Right?
That’s you.
You’re Hillary— who literally brought us Donald Trump?

Or are you Joe Biden— falling asleep on the board while Trump runs adderal circles around you spouting incoherent racist nonsense about muslims, Mexicans and the virtues of licking a blue lives matter flag every time you get the chance?

If we are to use this gaming analogy, it should be pointed out that there are 325 thousand people in the United States— making you way, way, way, way, way less than a pawn—

I’m not even going to attempt to do the math.
Why?
I’m one of the stupid-ass motherfuckers too.
We are lazy.
We wanna wake up, check facebook, make sure there aren’t robots or riots nearby, and cyber-stalk our pretty co-worker to make sure she isn’t spending too much time with Billy the muscular, but mentally challenged towel boy who keeps showing up at the office Christmas parties. And so long as she doesn’t run off with Billy, and we can keep doom-scrolling by the light of our iPhones, our tablets and flatscreen TVs, then things are cool—

After all, Covid 19 has turned us into the land of lockdown, hiding out in our bunkers, compulsively ordering Snickers bars, gadgets and dildos from Amazon. We’re all just waiting for the evictions begin— because everyone is broke and no one can pay…

And that’s when the midgets start to creep up from the floorboards. Admit it. It’s my nightmare, so I know it’s yours. And when Tiny creeps into your bed and sneaks away with that co-worker you’ve got tied up, that’s the end of the puppet show. It won’t be long before the FBI is knocking on your door, and you need to escape too Bolivia.

It’s always something with those midgets.

But, the good news is that airfare is cheap— and Bolivia is full of sheep.

And you’re going to need someone to get you through those long nights. So, why not try bestiality? The President of the United States has on multiple occasions alluded to or directly made comments about having sex with his daughter— who was a teenager at the time. What am I talking about— he said shit like that about his daughter Tiffany when she was a toddler.

So, as you can see, nothing matters.
And there’s always two ways of looking at that.
Nothing matters— whoa is me.
Or— nothing matters— whoopee!!
I’m going to have hot sex with a sheep tonight!!

Don’t look at me like I’m the dirty one.
This is Donald Trump’s doing.
I wouldn’t need to draw attention to this if evangelicals all over this great nation of ours had not backed a pedophile. Let’s just be real. There is no moral high road.

Getting back to the Chess analogy—
Even if we were to take this metaphor further and say that you are one of the TWO players— the opposing player is very quickly positioning you into what’s called a “fool’s mate.” In chess, this occurs when the action that appears to be in your best interest leads to your slaughter.

Guess you shouldn’t have been messing around with those sheep.

And now the democrats are once again using the threat of Supreme Court Justices as the fools mate to lead the American people to their inevitable, gruesome and bloody destruction. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

I know, I know—
You’re worried about Covid and climate change and the threat of civil war.
And you’re thinking to yourself, what option do we have?

Well, I say, you could shut the fuck up and start thinking a couple moves ahead.
Are you playing chess or aren’t you?
It is certainly not as complicated as the clitoris—
But you can’t just walk up to a clit and expect it to start squirting.
The same goes with chess.
You’ve got to “accidentally” bump into one of the clit’s pawns.
Then make friends with one of the clit’s bishops and find out what the clit likes.
Then you’ve gotta ask the clit if you can take her out for steak tips and wine— and promise her you won’t be like Tim Pool— politically, or in bed.

Did you know that talking about Tucker Carlson immediately turns clits dry for everywhere within a mile radius. This is a scientific fact— so don’t even bring it up as a joke.
Obviously— now you know what happened with me.
Never, ever, ever bring up Fox News if you want Cardi B to sing about her Wet Ass Pussy. And never, ever, ever grab em by the pussy— or move on them like a dog— or whatever rapey shit Trump said.

It’s one of the basic rules of Chess.
We’re still talking about chess— right?

So, if you care about Covid or climate change or civil war, the solution is perfectly simple— and it is no different than if there weren’t those things looming on the horizon. Think about it. Hillary Clinton and the DNC tried to bully you into voting Clinton because of the supreme court.

Give me a fucking break.

This might be a meaningful threat if I thought the Democrats gave one single fuck about you or me, or the people. But they don’t— so get over it.

It’s like saying the clit should just let you grab her by the pussy— but without doing all the work. That doesn’t sound like chess to me.

Let me give you another example:

“The Senate confirmed Trump’s 200th federal judge in June, with a 52-48 vote and will now sit on the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.”

What’s fun about that— The democrats keep voting for these conservative judges.

What should that tell you?
They do not care about you!!
Politicians exist to give the illusion that you have some say in this shit.
Let’s be clear.
YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS SHIT!
YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS SHIT!!

Their ploy for Clinton 2016 is the same as Biden 2020—
Because the Democrats claim they’ll vote for lefty judges!!
That’s a fucking crock of shit!!
And if you believe that, I have a bridge I’d like to sell you.
I would like you stop speak to my good friend Billy Mayes who’s got some cleaning wipes he’d like to wipe your ass with.

YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS SHIT!
The politicians are bought and sold.
They got into office BECAUSE they were corruptible.
You’re surprised when they do corrupt shit?
Their donors make the decisions.
Sorry. Not Sorry. These are just facts.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead, and she went on the record to say “it’s really dumb” for Colin Kaepernick to refuse to stand for the national anthem.” Now if that isn’t the most unpatriotic, unconstitutional pile of shit I’ve ever heard, I don’t know what is. Oh— but she’s your lefty hero. Right?

I’m not saying she didn’t do some good—
But what’s important to remember is: YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS SHIT!

The politicians, the judges, the justices, the courts, the cops, the FBI, the CIA, the EPA, the Board of Education, the Department of Public Works, the Bureau of Land Management, and the crossing guards— they are bought and sold. They fucking own your ass too. Six corporations own 90 percent of the news you read.

This country has been evil from the start.
The Natives invited the Pilgrims to thanksgiving.
Eventually they killed them.
Slaves fought in the revolution against the British.
Wait— but they didn’t win their freedom?
evil.

From Wilson’s forced sterilizations to Tuskegee, to Trump’s forced hysterectomies— this shit has been going on forever.

And the Democrats and Republicans do it together.

The Democrats do a better job of paying lip-service sucking off the American public— whereas Trump wants to inflame your asshole— and because the conservatives love it— he keeps doing it. It’s good cop/ bad cop.

Sure—we see them at each others throats. They will lie, cheat and steal to get what they can while they can— and grab up as much spoils while there are spoils to be grabbed. And doubtlessly, they would kill their mothers for a seat at the table. But once they are at the table, they work together when they must, to please their masters— their donors, and the military industrial complex, in order to keep the cash flowing.

Their objective is paying fealty to those masters to keep the corporatocracy rolling— It is total nihilism and kleptocracy.

They want you to be able to carry the explosives, but they don’t wanna teach you how to use them. Fuck

Ted Kazcisnky was right. All except the terrorism.
But he foresaw where all this was leading.
Computers will cut your dick off.

And while the democrats would prefer to win the 2020 election, they know that not having Bernie is good for their donors. Moreover, a loss with Biden is still a win, even though it’s a bit like a bag of flaming poo— because once again it pleases their donors and the threat of eight years of President Cheeto gets people donating to ActBlue.

Bear in mind that most politicians started as lawyers. Their training is in arguing both sides of any debate, and they don’t have any moral attachment to a “side.” It’s a fucking game. It’s all an evil fucking game.

The fact that Donald’s people have found a legal loophole with the 12th amendment just goes to show that the republicans are more ruthless in the playing of the game.
I hold no ill will against anyone for whatever they think they need to do, it has just long been known that Donald stole the 2016 election through Interstate cross-check, and the democrats didn’t say a word. Why? Because they cheated too— by rigging the 2016 primary against Bernie. The Podesta emails make that crystal clear.
From the before the votes were cast in 2016, I had zero expectation of a proper election in 2020 because I know they are all animals. 8 years of Donald was obvious since May of 2016.

The democrats will not change course. They would rather lose and please their masters than win and hurt the Wallets of those who feed them.

I’m not saying the Democrats and Republicans are the same. On social issues within the country, they are dramatically different. But those are their public positions— and privately, they’re demonstrably working together.

Look at Greg Palast’s research.
Six weeks ago, he told Naomi Wolf that President Mango can win via a constitutional coup d’état—via the first-ever use of the 12th Amendment. Low and behold, Trump announced that that’s what he plans to do.

Remember the Gucci Riot with Roger Stone in 2000 where high paid consultants banged on the windows to stop the vote count? Roger Stone— the guy with the Nixon tattoo on his back.
Now Trump will tell the Proudboys they’ve gotta fuck up the 12 Post Offices from Venezuela to stop the election from being stolen— when in actuality— that’s how they’ll steal it.

Then with millions of mail-in ballots, The GOP-controlled Florida Legislature will say, we can’t count them in time, so we’re not going to certify the election.
Republicans, who control the legislature, of Michigan, will also say, “We can’t certify the election.”
If they fuck up enough post offices there will be no certification. As a result, no candidate gets 270 votes in the Electoral College because they don’t send the electors.

Then, under the 12th Amendment it goes to the House.At which point, Each state gets a single vote. Wyoming gets the same vote as New York,.
End of story. Donald Trump is legally reelected

The only solution is Massive in-person early voting.
That aint going to happen.
So— Voting is over.
This election is done.
8 years of trump.

Trump said he’s going to use the twelfth amendment. Sooooooo… This is the plan.

But hey— the west coast is on fire, and Trump’s gunna grab Oregon by the pussy
like the chesss master he is and make the pussy squirt all over those burning trees.

Trump saves the day once again!!

NO COVID CASH FOR YOU, SHERIFF JOE!

Take a stimulus check? You are part of the problem.

Beer and skittles they’d say.
Greatest transfer of wealth in human history
Demonic gene-splicing wizards dammit.

And in that spirit, I am determined to ruin our friendship. Not because I don’t value the time we have together, but because you have invoked the middle school incantation of the meangirl, “friend zone for life.” That’s right. Not a single one of you are ready to fuck. You say you want a revolution— well, is there going to be the revolution, or isn’t there? Are we going to go out for dinner and wine, and get it done, or aren’t we? Of course not. But I am no Harvey Weinstein… Shit — I’m not even Louis CK. 
I’m just a guy who’s been around— and I’m just trying to make sense of all this shit burning holes in my retinas. And Louis isn’t even going to jerk off in front of the waiter. Some revolution this is.

As always— the reason your alleged coup is never going to happen, is comfortability. 
You just can’t help but keep going back to your corporate sugar daddy— the United States of Walmart. Barack O’Wallstreet. Trumppy Arabia. 
And I am talking to you whether you consider yourself a socialist, a DSA Bernie bro, a marxist, a Biden Democrat, a trump Republican, or full-on neo-Nazi. The whole spectrum of you. Pay your taxes? You are funding the United States empire, and its corporate war machine whose sole reason for existing is to chop up the world into little pieces, cut down every forest, strip mine every mountain, murder every person, until nothing is left.

So, to stay on topic— I wanted to declare before too much time had passed that I am determined to ruin our friendship. — Like a gentleman. 

I don’t care how much you like me as a friend. It’s over. No more friend zone. I am bringing you flowers until you tell me to get the fuck out, or we fuck.

Take a stimulus check, and you don’t redistribute part of that to conscientious tax objectors? You are part of the problem. If you haven’t paid your taxes, and United States government has denied you the ability to work, you don’t get shit. No Covid cash for you.

A sweet little reminder from Uncle Sam  that if you don’t play the game, then fuck you. Fuck you all day and all night. Fuck your children and everyone you’ve ever loved. Uncle Sam is going to burn down your house, shoot your dog, rip off you and your wife’s heads, then skull fuck her while your decapitated eyes watch— and the life slowly drains out of you.

Don’t get me wrong.
Everyone is going hungry.
Everyone is hurting.
Everyone is fucked.

But, if you got fired because of Covid and Uncle Sam is paying you three times what your job used to pay you for doing nothing, you might want to think about why you are so lucky. The answer is, if you don’t play the game, you know you will go hungry. They know you and your children will lose their health benefits. You are a boiling frog. Speaking of which—at least Alex Jones has got Batrachophobia.

But, I have been all around the country and I don’t think there is a single town that I have come to without graveyard which is full of American flags and thoughtless jingos screaming about patriotism. If you’re so fucking patriotic, why aren’t you standing up to this bullshit?
Aside from the fact that the United States was founded on slavery and genocide— When did this go from a nation of freedom fighters to a nation of bootlickers and couch potatoes? 

Arfarfanarf
You are all hypocrites and liars.

There will be no Revolution because you are incapable of seeing your revolution is cursed. 
  
I see the looks on your betwattled faces.

Your revolution will not come through protest, nor looting, nor riots, nor voting. No— your revolution will not come at all. The inhabitants of this land are too shallow and comfortable and they care not that this state of being has been facilitated by an ecosystem of demagogues and slave-masters lording over armies of miserable Slave Christmas elves throughout the world economy.  

Remember, Obama promised clean-coal too.
And your outdated belief that blackberries cause flatulence is besides the point.

Obama dropped more bombs than his predecessor George W. Bush, and only slightly less than his successor, President Donald J. Mango. And not because Obummer didn’t want to drop as many or more than Trump, but as a general rule, each President in the chain drops more bombs than the last. Each president is more corrupt than the last. Each president screws the American people and the world more than the last.

Naturally, this is because Presidents are merely figureheads as anyone with half a high school education should know. 

The people in power are gangbangers, plain and simple. They have looted more from the American public than anyone in the riots in Minneapolis or Kenosha has. They’ve been doing it since Robert Morris. Before, even. That’s right, Officer Ratscum— Imagine millionaires and billionaires roaming the streets smashing your windows and stealing your sons’ and daughters’ piggy banks. That’s what Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi are effectively doing with the CARES act and every other variant of the stimulus bill. Fucking bacon factory.

President Douche-Wizard no more cares for his supporters who wave his flags in the street than Joe Biden cares about his brain dead zombified followers, obsessed with one thing and one thing only, to get Donald Dipshit out of office. This being the case, Biden’s supporters might as well have propped up a cadaver. They would literally take anyone. The irony is that just about anyone not in government— anyone who does not wish to have power would have been a better choice for a potential president than anyone in power.

Sadly, those who are in power don’t care. Because they win either way.

Would Joe Biden be less of a barbarian than President Squirrel Wig?
Sure.
Donald Trump is a walking, talking piece of shit, and he has ignited the flames of bigotry and racism, leading to civil unrest and violence in the streets.

Looting and rioting has the appearance of unseemliness— and this racial tension has long been bubbling beneath the surface for years— Biden himself campaigned with KKK Exalted cyclops Robert Byrd.

Of course, an Exalted Cyclops presides over the Council of the Centaurs and writes up the quarterly reports to the Grand Giant. In the Kkk hierarchy, each local chapter, or Klavern, is run by an Exalted Cyclops. He gets to appoint Councils of Centaurs—or in the Klan, what’s known as a jury—to punish wayward Ghouls. This is of course Biden’s campaign friend we’re talking about.

But as everyone knows, Trump’s very first campaign speech set the dumpster on fire. 

If we turn back the clocks just a couple years— Ferguson and Standing Rock were beta-tests for the coming police state which has been rolling itself out around the country. But the property damage and looting which they purport to quell are minuscule in contrast to the lives taken by trigger-happy cops emptying their guns into the backs of black men and women during traffic stops. 

And it’s not just black men and women. In 2016, the FBI had hired a publicist to portray protesters as terrorists. Along with homeland security and ICE, the FBI raided numerous homes in an attempt to intimidate protesters. I should know. I was one of them. But I escaped with my life. After all, I am melanin-challenged.

Now, in Portland, Federal agents in unmarked cars snatch up people on the streets. After the death of patriot prayer member Jay Bishop, the feds simply assassinated Michael Forest Reinoehl. Naturally, Trump has applauded this as “law and order.” These fuckwads wouldn’t know law and order if it hit them in the face. These assholes with the “Blue Lives” surf flags spend the entirety of their rallies going after people like me. Biden says he will crack down on protesters. Just like his predessor, Obama.

Meanwhile, the Proudboys and right wing militias escalate violence by beating random people, and pulling out guns. And shooting off those guns while the police look the other way. In the wake of the Kyle Rittenhouse murders, Sheriff David Clarke has started advising militia members to simply kill lefties, by having a plausible story for the cops. “Justice” (to their way of thinking), will work itself out.


Of course, he and Sheriff Joe Arpaio and their ilk are the same kind that helped to bring a culture of forced hysterectomies to the people being held in American concentration camps.

There is a meme of showing the “love camp” outweighing the “hate camp”— and people with cameras in front of the haters. But It’s not a matter of love or hate. It’s a matter of comfort v fighting. The comfort camp would take up 99.9% of this image— But those who choose comfort ultimately approve of the hate by default. 

It is noble to seek that ray of hope. Those in the love-camp are the fighters. All that will turn the tide is a great awakening. But I’ve been out there in the thick of it, sometimes getting tear-gassed night after night. And the tide is not turning. People are out in the street in much greater numbers— but it’s still just a pebble in the ocean. Remember that I’m one of those guys with the cameras— and I always make sure to film the love and the mutual aid too. But the couch potatoes aren’t interested— And that’s why the metaphor in this image is so skewed. If the camera were to pull back, it would reveal a teeny tiny dot of fighters in the corner, and the rest would be couch potatoes— taking their stimulus checks, seemingly unaware that to do so is to help fund all the illegal wars and transfer money upward and to be complicit in this deception.

Having your heart is in the right place is a start— but an awakening first requires acknowledging the truth. The truth is that people are going to cling more to comfort for fear that they will become one of the have-nots. 

The people in government have shifted the balance so that your very well-being requires paying fealty to a system which by its very nature creates more and more have-nots at the bottom. 

That being the case— now ask yourself:

In a world of suffering, what makes life worth living? Art, (or the arts).

Logic is against the way of one’s truth. Not the truth, like 2+2=4… but your personal truth— that which gives your life meaning.
 
The key to life is to live dangerously. We must step into their traps when we know it’s a trap. We must stand against the chuds when we know they will attack. We must make the “bad” decision. We affirm life’s existence in spite of its pain.

You’ve stopped asking “what do you want to do with your life,” because to utter the response is to acknowledge the meaninglessness of existence. And yet, if you embrace this truth, and seek ways to continue living dangerously, you will likely be happier, and find a life more fulfilled.

We are the heroes and heroines of our own stories. 

Some of us will choose comfort— some will choose to fight. Remember that in the new paradigm, choosing comfort, by default is choosing the side of the oppressor.

So, as yourself: If you knew that when you die, you would be reborn and re-live every moment of your life again from start to finish, would you do it the same?

Are you going to be a part of the problem, or are you going to be a part of the solution?

Samson Racioppi fails to state tenable legal theory at his pro-Rittenhouse rally. Now he wants a boxing match.

You can’t make this shit up.

Yesterday, legal student Samson Racioppi held a “Free Kyle Rittenhouse” rally sponsored by American Guard. American Guard was founded by neo-nazi Brien James, and Samson himself was an organizer for Straight Pride in Boston. After an hour of discussion with Lauren Pespisa, (at his own rally), Samson failed to make a rational argument in favor of his position— so he challenged me to a boxing match, for the second time in about a year.

I initially declined, because violence proves nothing. But since Lauren volunteered me somehow, I’ve agreed contingent on Samson raising $10k for the victims of Rittenhouse. And I will have my hands tied behind my back. Lauren will announce/ officiate. If you are unfamiliar with my documentary “The Oppressed Majority,” about Samson and his group Resist Marxism, it is now back on YouTube after it got my channel deleted for five months because of all of the violence and homophobia by Samson’s group. (Link to documentary.)

This is the tweet which Samson replies to in which he makes his offer:

“Open offer Rod: boxing match complete with gloves in a ring. Sponsors–and the money all goes to local non profits. Where’s all the footage of Lauren and I talking? Doesn’t fit your agenda I guess. How dare we talk peacefully? You’re a coward but we all knew that”

Samson responded to my counter-offer by saying:

“Nah. Advertise on Lauren’s show and raise a bunch of money for the cannabis community. Donate it all to MassCANN or something. I’m not raising the money personally–it’s called a fundraiser. I didn’t untag myself. You are a coward and a liar. BTW — where is all the footage from yesterday Rod?”

I replied: “

Samson Racioppi— For someone who claims to hate socialism, you sound awfully entitled to this video/ fruits of my labor. That said, I’ve posted the link twice now on your tweets, and the link is even a part of this post. You’re going to need more attention to detail if you wanna get through law-school. Regarding Lauren‘s show– that’s up to her and Evan. The only coward here is the guy unwilling to make a stand– you. Do you believe in the law or don’t you? You held a rally to support a mass shooter and didn’t even bother to read up on Wisconsin state law. You offered to box. I counter-offered to play along so long as you did something for the victims of Kyle Rittenhouse. As far as I know, MassCann had absolutely ZERO to do with your rally yesterday. Maybe Mike Crawford would know. However, your rally was sponsored by American Guard, founded by a neo-nazi, so if you and the donors you attract would be willing to raise $10k for victims of neo-nazis and other right-wing extremists, I would accept that offer as well.”

There were also plenty of responses such as:

“I will fight this guy for free, beating the shit out of Nazis is a hobby of mine.”

Here’s the full video of the rally on Facebook.

Rod interviews Jello Biafra

I interviewed Jello Biafra for my new documentary “2020: The Dumpster Fire.”

In this first clip, Jello talks about his band Guantanamo School of Medicine (on Alternative Tentacles Records) as well as anarchism v socialism, and politicians transferring money to the rich.

(The link to the FULL INTERVIEW is at the bottom.)

FULL INTERVIEW